"55Buick, Oversteer Scientist" (55Buick)
09/13/2013 at 00:51 • Filed to: None
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"55Buick, Oversteer Scientist" (55Buick)
09/13/2013 at 00:51 • Filed to: None | 0
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So I'm an author here on oppo, but on the FP my comments are grayed out. I've looked into this and it seems I need to ask the Hardibro, but how do I go about doing that? Is there a message system? Or do I just need to comment on his stuff with my request? Thanks for the help
Ps: If you see this, Hardibro, can I be a regular commenter please??
Here's a DB2 for your trouble:
Lets Just Drive
> 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist
09/13/2013 at 01:20 |
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Do you own a crushed velvet robe? If not, you'll need one.
Get six candles and arrange them around a pentagram drawn in a circle of yaks blood. Do not light the candles! I cannot stress this enough. Next, prostrate yourself in the circle with your genitals arranged at the center of the pentagram. Hold the keys to a Japanese import in your left hand, and the keys a malaise era domestic in your right.
Recite the following:
"Oh, might one...
Ye who keeps vigil at the mouth of the dragon:
Hear my pleas, oh Gods and Demons
Grant Me Authorship!"
Keep chanting those lines, at an increasing tempo, until the candles come alight. Once they are all aflame, you may rise, genuflect, and state your case.
I cannot guarantee you will succeed, however; the rewards are worth the risk.